"Knees go weak, and lips quiver the split second before they meet..."
my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death
Okay sooo fuck real housewives of Orange County were talking about dirty Sanchez’s and my mom didn’t know what it was and, well… She decided to google it.. Fuck mother…. was this knowledge you wanted to obtain on your birthday.?