"Knees go weak, and lips quiver the split second before they meet..."

Morgan•16•North Carolina

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spacetwinks:

[puts far more meat than is reasonable into tortilla] [tortilla doesn’t fold fully or correctly] bullshit. what’s wrong with you. fuck you


metafuneral:

ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

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docmario:

naughty children go into the waluigi orb

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If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner  (via pale-afternoon)

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gvnkin:

botanize:

one more sandwich story when i was six my mum made me ham sandwiches and my friend had skin that was the same colour as ham and i’d feel bad eating it because it felt like i was eating her and i’d always leave over my sandwiches and my mum asked why and i was too embarassed to tell her the real reason so i told her i was vegetarian like my dad and to make that lie consistent ive been vegetarian for the past  almost 13 years 

Jesus Christ

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i aM GOING TO PUT MY PHONE IN MY MOUTH AND I AM GOING TO S W A L L O W IT
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